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@t-e-reynolds ok so boom

  • smeyer wakes up from a vivid dream on june 2, 2003
  • smeyer’s dream inspires her to write twilight
  • twilight gets published (2005) and the books and movies become a global phenomenon
  • e.l. james writes a bdsm twilight fanfic titled master of the universe
  • master of the universe is later published as fifty shades of grey (2011)
  • the fifty shades book series becomes wildly popular
  • fifty shades of grey gets adapted into a movie (2015), in which dakota johnson is cast as protagonist anastasia steele in her breakthrough role
  • the fifty shades movie series also becomes wildly popular and dakota johnson’s acting career takes off
  • dakota goes on ellen degeneres’s talk show, where ellen tries to play dakota for a fool and dakota shuts that shit down
  • people start noticing that ellen has a tendency to make her celeb guests feel very uncomfortable and is terrible to her employees
  • ellen makes the decision to end her talk show in 2022 after 19 years
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no because i think we’re forgetting some important history

I already made this as its own post, but:

May 12, 2021: Ellen Degeneres announces the end of her talk show.

November 27, 2019: Dakota Johnson publicly criticizes Degeneres for abuses against employees.

September 2, 2013: Johnson is cast in breakout lead role in “50 Shades of Grey”.

Sporadically, 2009-2011: “Master of the Universe”, the Twilight fanfiction which will eventually be reworked into “50 Shades of Grey” is published by Erika Leonard.

October 5, 2005: Twilight is published by Stephanie Meyer, inspired in part by the music of My Chemical Romance.

July 23, 2002: My Chemical Romance publishes their debut album after forming in the wake of the terrorist attacks the previous year.

September 11, 2001: Al-Qaeda executes a series of terrorist attacks against the United States.

August 11, 1988: Al-Qaeda is founded by anti-Soviet volunteers during Soviet-Afghan War.

December 24, 1979: The Soviet Union deploys forces in Afghanistan to support the Afghan government against the insurgency of the Mujahideen and several Maoist groups.

Several exchanges, 1951-1962: The United States and the People’s Republic of China both move toward supporting Pakistan in its border disputes, pushing territorial rival Afghanistan toward alignment with the Soviet Union.

August 14, 1947: The Partition of India creates the Dominion of Pakistan, which inherits a contentious border with Afghanistan.

September 10, 1895: The Pamir Boundary Commission protocols are signed, defining the border between the Russian and British Empires in Central Asia and putting an end to the “Great Game”.

January 12, 1830: The “Great Game” begins as the British Empire attempts to establish control over the Emirate of Afghanistan and wrest hegemony in Central Asia from the Russian Empire.

November 28, 1480: The Grand Duchy of Moscow defeats the Golden Horde in the Great Stand on the Ugra River, ending Turco-Mongol dominion over Moscovy, and setting the stage for the future Tsardom of Russia eastward expansion through conquest of former Mongol states.

November 21, 1325 - March 31, 1340/1: Prince Ivan I of Moscow establishes the city’s prominence by working as a client state to the Mongol Empire.

May 31, 1223 - December 25, 1241: The Mongol Empire invades Eastern Europe, making itself as the dominant political power in the region.

Summer, 1206: Temüjin ascends as the leader of the Mongols, taking the title Genghis Khan (“Universal Ruler”) and beginning the Mongol Empire.

This could be a 3 hour video essay and I would watch every single second of it

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the ways tumblr breaks is so funny why is every reblog of this tied to a dead account

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mishasminions:

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

oh this aged well

Apollo strikes again

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this sequence could easily be a scene from the show and I’d be none the wiser

bro????????

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“ littledeludeddupes:
“those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry
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while two snakes FUCK to the death
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That dog looking at the snakes like why you...

thedurvin:

gelana78:

eruditionanimaladoration:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

littledeludeddupes:

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

Metal as snakes fucking.

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A Google Maps screenshot of Ouchy, the port of Lausanne, SwitzerlandALT

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So myself and two best friends got matching tattoos that say Κύριε ἐλέησον. It’s pronounced Kyrie Eleison and in ancient Greek means “Lord have mercy.” It’s one of the oldest Christian liturgical prayers and features in the Bible, and when Christianity became Latinised, it as one of the only surviving Greek prayers.

Just for fun I plugged it into Google Translate to see what modern Greek thinks of it and

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10/10 A+ tat so glad its marked on my skin forever, would tattoo again

Thanks OP you ruined the liturgy for me.

never gonna hear The Hunchback of Notre Dame soundtrack the same way again

Frollo: Ima kill this baby

Choir in the background: Dude fuckin chill

Frollo: I’m gonna set her on fire

Choir: Dude… chill

My entire church singing in unison: ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Calm down, sir! ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Take it easy, sir! ♫

LORD, you’re making a scene

🎶 Sir, this is an Arby’s 🎶

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